But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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