We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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