So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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