I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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