hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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