I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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