So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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