no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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