He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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