He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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