this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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