I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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