He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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