On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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How's work?
Spinning.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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