woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
