The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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