I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I woke up under a house in Key West
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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