belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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