how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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