I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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