Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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