Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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