Me too!
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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