No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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