FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your penis caused this!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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