I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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