The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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