I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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