You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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