Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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