i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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