ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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