Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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