have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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