Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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