Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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