That's intense
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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