the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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