Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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