I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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