super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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