I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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