So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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