Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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