we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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