I'm so fucking centered right now
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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