don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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