Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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