people are starting to question the shark bite story
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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