i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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