Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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