We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize