Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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