Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
