I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
where am i from again
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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