Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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