Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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