who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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